Stuck in my Head

What do you do when you get the name of the WordPress.com anti-spam feature Akismet stuck in your head? I mean, it’s a catchy name, but really, I could have a much more relaxing day without those three syllables rolling around inside my cranium. Strategies I use to get things to leave me alone include trying to ignore them, researching them until I’m too exhausted to care what I’ve got in my gray matter, or saying them out loud to drive everyone around me crazy but leave me free to move on with life. For this one though, I think it’s too catchy to ignore, not really fascinating enough to research, and saying it to annoy somebody to death just isn’t done during quarantine. So to Akismet: you’re wonderful. Go somewhere else other than my brain. Your name starts to behave a little like “I kiss,” if you give it a Southern accent, so how about “a-kiss-spam-goodbaaa.” 😘🚯🚮⏏️

Published by Hyacinth Grey

I'm a new Indie Author, and my book, Wounded Bride, is the first in a hard-boiled detective series. I love to read, and at the moment, I'm really into nonfiction. I like most topics, but am not very interested in politics.

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