Tag: Halloween
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Happy Halloween: I want to suck your blood (don’t be afraid, it’s just a title to shock people into reading this, I think)
When I was a kid, I loved dressing up as a vampire. I enjoyed saying, “I vant to suck your blood!” Now that I’m older, and today’s Halloween, I’m wondering this: do vampires actually say that? I’ve read Dracula, and I’m pretty sure nobody say that. I know if I were a vampire, I probably…