Dear Oops,

I went to my free fiction page the other day and noticed that many links to stories were missing.

I’m working to rectify this error on my part, and I hope to have that page fully updated by August 1.

I don’t plan to let this happen again, so Oops, you shouldn’t expect any more letters from me.

What’s that?

Oh, I see. Well, okay, that’s true.

What’s that? Oh, you want to speak to my Readers. Okay. Here’s the microphone.

Oops: All humans make mistakes, so it is inevitable that you’ll be writing to me again, and probably sooner rather than later!

Oops, I think Oops may have gotten the last word there. I shouldn’t allow that to happen again. Oh no! Oops just proved their point. Letting them speak to you was a mistake on my part!

Yours truly,

Hyacinth Grey